Diferenças entre donos de gatos e cães

The REAL Differences Between Dog And Cat People (Bussiness Insider):

Dog people are 50% more likely to be conservative
Cat people skew liberal

De acordo com o bizarro significado de "liberal" em americanês, corresponde (ver esta dissertação)

Dog people are 23% more likely to have an iPhone
Cat people are 7% more likely to have an android
Nem uma coisa nem outra

Dog people read The Lost Symbol
Cat people read Infinite Jest

Idem

Dog people watch American Idol
Cat people watch Damages
Quais os equivalentes portugueses?

Dog people are 11% more likely to know their neighbors names
Realmente, como é que aquele pessoal se chama?

Cat people are 14% more likely to cling to their friends at a party

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Dog people are 15% more likely to be extroverts
Cat people are 11% more likely to be introverts
Eu trabalho numa sala com mais duas pessoas; quando uma vai de férias, a outra aproveita qualquer oportunidade para ir fazer qualquer coisa numa das outras salas, porque não suporta o entusiasmo e a animação que dá estar numa sala só comigo

Dog people find themselves fashion conscious
Cat people are 11% more likely to consider themselves fashion challenged
O meu traje quando vou para a praia - calções, sapatilhas e meias até meio do tornezelo (deixo ao critério dos leitores a avaliação como "fashion conscious" ou "fashion challenged")

Dog people are 18% more likely to consider Paul McCartney their favorite Beatle
Cat people are 25% more likely to call their favorite Beatle George Harrison

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Dog people read Real Simple
Cat people read The Nation
Quais os equivalentes portugueses?

Dog people are 30% more likely to enjoy slapstick humor
Cat people are 21% more likely to enjoy ironic humor and puns

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