Monday, April 17, 2006

Diferenças entre "Trabalho" e "Prisão"

Cell vs Cubicle

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, here's a handy reference:

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10 x 10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle.


IN PRISON: You get 3 meals a day.
AT WORK: You get 1 meal break a day and have to pay for it.


IN PRISON: You get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behaviour.


IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.


IN PRISON: You can watch tv and play games.
AT WORK: YOU GET SACKED FOR THE ABOVE.


IN PRISON: They allow your friends and family to visit.
AT WORK: You aren't even supposed to speak to your family.


IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required.
AT WORK: You get to pay all your expenses to work and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your time behind bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

2 comments:

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Anonymous said...

está muito porreira esta comparação.